Congratulations my dear Grandpa
For retiring this January two
There is no turning back now
As I already wrote this poem for you
No more meetings upstairs
Where they urge to buy Meijers
No more sleeping in a loading trailer
When during the day you get tired
No more fighting with Bertha
Or other Meijer employees
You’ll pass the days with Gee Gee
Now bothering her as you please
No more frustrations caused by bosses
Like Kent or Dan or Jay
Now sporting events and mowing
Will fill your summer day
You won’t get to go to the circus
And get paid each time you go
But now you can spend your golden years
We are proud of you Grandpa
And all the things you do
And lastly not to forget
We sure do all love you